Taking it to the Hoop; Then Holding it

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Being a prorogrammer I tend to drink alot of java, which leads to many trips to the hoop -thats the bathroom for those who live in caves and under rocks-. I pretty much drink coffe continuisly troughout the day, and in turn I am heading off to the lue about ever 10 min, my co-workers probably think I am snorting lines in there. Well today after my 5th mornign cup of Columbian goodness, I felt the pipes building up, and plodded towards the WC. Once I reached my destination, I was met by 2 occupants at the standing stalls -and I am not going to wait in line at work, this is not a Bills game-, so I entered the handicap stall -I like the extra space to stretch- and started to prepare myself. Once I was in motion I saw something very bothersome on the floor. I was looking at the floor since that was the direction everything was moving, and to my disgust I see nail clippings scattered about. These were pretty well sized jammies too, so I am thinking toe nail clippings. Which leads me to the question "who would come into the hoop, take off their shoes and socks, and proceed to clip thier toe nails"? It was a tramatic experience on many levels, I may not be able to use public bathrooms again.

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